Sports Fans 

Code name used by guys for impressive breasts when seen at or near a sporting event as not to draw attention to themselves

Look at those Sports Fans! They are incredible!

Sports Fans by Tank8488 February 19, 2009

Boston sports fans 

People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles).

Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.

Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.

Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).

On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"

Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.

Boston sports fans in action:

Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?

Boston sports fans by can't think of one January 10, 2009

Cleveland sports fans 

People who are, for the most part, butthurt over LeBron James going to Miami because he wants to win an NBA championship, unlike in Cleveland where the LeBron James -- I mean the Cavaliers were never good enough to win. They like to get drunk and do retarded things, because that's what those retarded, non-LeBron James fans do.

It all started when King James revealed he was going to play for the Miami Heat in his absolutely necessary King James version hour-long press conference. Cleveland sports fans responded by getting drunk and talking to cameramen about how betrayed they felt by King James, how King James was scum, and how they wish King James and the actually talented Miami Heat would never win the NBA championship while King James was part of the team. They then moved on to throwing their #23 LeBron James jersey replicas in a fire.

Some weeks later, a non-retarded Cleveland sports fan wore a Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game. Of course it was a LeBron James jersey. Out of their hatred for LeBron James and their new hatred for the Miami Heat, their dumb, drunk asses heckled the completely innocent man/LeBron James fan who was eventually escorted out of the stadium. If Cleveland sports fans weren't so butthurt over LeBron James leaving or retarded, this incident would not have taken place. No wonder LeBron James left.

Bill: Why are so many Cleveland sports fans so drunk, butthurt, and retarded?

Ted: It was a combination of their parents drinking while they were still in the womb, and a missing chromosome that does not allow their IQ to go past 70.

Bill: Ah, I see. I guess the guy in the Miami Heat jersey was not one of those idiots?

Ted: Correct sir, he is one of the few living Cleveland sports fans that can actually perform adequately in real-life situations.

Me: I hope this definition pisses off every one of them.

Bill: I noticed typed LeBron James and/or his nicknames 17 times in your definition. Could it possibly be a reference to his press conference, where he spoke about himself in the third-person for much of the time?

Me: Correct again. Isn't it great to not be a Cleveland sports fan?

Ted: Indeed it is. At least being a birth defect it isn't contagious, so we never have to worry about becoming one.

Me: Also, now with him gone their favorite team is going do suck ass for a while. I'm not a fan of him either, but you can't deny he is a great basketball player.

Cleveland sports fans by etaN retsaM August 6, 2010

philly sports fans 

Anyone who goes to the games turn out to be stupid anyway and if they bombed the stadium during the games the IQ of Philly would probably go up.

Duuh me and Jasen went to the Phillies game...go Phillies,go Phlyers,go Iggles. philly sports fans.

philly sports fans by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2011

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter

The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!

sportsmans double by Krakoon June 9, 2007

Sportsfan 

A nickname used by working class old timers in and around the gulf coast united states. Typically used in greeting towards a younger person. Though debatable in origin it may have derived from the word 'Sport' Ironically It has absolutely nothing to do with sports or sportsmanship.

Hey ''Sportsfan''!
Hows it going ''Sportsfan''?

Sportsfan by Jonathan L. April 30, 2013

Sportsmanship-Like 

To be fair and have generous behavior or treatment of others, especially in a sports/eSports contest.

Origin: The world First came to fruition when Félix "XQC" Lengyel said it live on stream while playing Crab Games for 60,000+ viewers on Twitch.

Be sportsmanship-Like and be respectful towards others.

Sportsmanship-Like by Anthony Edwards1111111 November 26, 2021