sporkjitsu

Noun. Form of martial arts techniques using a spork. Similar to jujitsu, but using sporks instead.

Watch out! That guy has two sporks in his hands and I think he knows sporkjitsu!

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

snarkjitsu

The martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.

Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.

son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."

Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."

by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013