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Wheat straw spoon

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The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.
“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”
Wheat straw spoon by LackOfHats February 24, 2026
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