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Spongeboomer 

An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.
"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"

Spongeboomer 

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.
Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."
Spongeboomer by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020

Spoogefoot 

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.
Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.
Spoogefoot by Cardsblo August 24, 2009

spoogewhore

Noun : A lazy slut that falls asleep with dry semen on her face
I had to kick that spoogewhore out of my bed because I couldn't look at her anymore!
spoogewhore by T. Fuller September 23, 2011

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

spoogehog 

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
spoogehog by Ezeerider September 27, 2004