spondage 

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

spondage by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

Spondgenick 

To constantly mispel a word repeatedly, thus making yourself look like a compelte idiot

#1: oh mi gad i ddi it!
2#: dude, you pulled a spondgenick

Spondgenick by gravity246 September 8, 2005

Spondgenick 

one who cannot spell, constantly misspell words. does not count towards occasional misspellings, this is constant.

"i knot no wat porhn is and now i knot no wat jeM is i qwit"
omg that guy pulled a spondgenick. come on dude, get a spell checker.
"i knot need a spell cheker i r able to spell"
*ignored*

Spondgenick by eambo September 25, 2005

Spondegeing

Spondegeing to dip your wet paintbrush into a sponge to dry/clean it off

Have you been Spondegeing your brushes lately?

Spondegeing by iloveurmom<3 May 14, 2022

Scondage 

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

Scondage by JFM78 November 16, 2023