Scondage

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

by JFM78 November 16, 2023

Sconsage

A Wisconsin male's cock.

I was out at the bar and brought home a freak chick from chi-town, she was fiending for the sconsage!

Sconnie Sausage.

Those UW girls love the sconsage!

by crispy kreme January 7, 2011

spondage

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

sconeage

More powerful variation of ownage or pwnage. People who scone:

Chuck Norris
Charlie the Unicorn
Spongebob
etc.

Person 1: I totally creamed you!
Person 2: Man, that was sconeage.

by L & E Productions July 11, 2009