Scondage 

The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

Scondage by JFM78 November 16, 2023

Sconsage 

A Wisconsin male's cock.

I was out at the bar and brought home a freak chick from chi-town, she was fiending for the sconsage!

Sconnie Sausage.

Those UW girls love the sconsage!

Sconsage by crispy kreme January 7, 2011

spondage 

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

spondage by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

sconeage 

More powerful variation of ownage or pwnage. People who scone:

Chuck Norris
Charlie the Unicorn
Spongebob
etc.

Person 1: I totally creamed you!
Person 2: Man, that was sconeage.

sconeage by L & E Productions July 11, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019