Scondage

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The art of enjoying and savouring baked products whilst amending the pronunciation of key words without any justification.

“Kirsty really enjoyed demonstrating scondage by telling people the incorrect manner of pronouncing the word yoghurt whilst savouring a baked product.

Scondage by JFM78 November 16, 2023

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Sconsage

A Wisconsin male's cock.

I was out at the bar and brought home a freak chick from chi-town, she was fiending for the sconsage!

Sconnie Sausage.

Those UW girls love the sconsage!

Sconsage by crispy kreme January 7, 2011

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spondage

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

spondage by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

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sconeage

More powerful variation of ownage or pwnage. People who scone:

Chuck Norris
Charlie the Unicorn
Spongebob
etc.

Person 1: I totally creamed you!
Person 2: Man, that was sconeage.

sconeage by L & E Productions July 11, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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