spoghanistan 

A slang word for Spokane, Washington implying that it is like Afghanistan...desolate and in the middle of no-where.

Are you going to Spoghanistan this weekend

spoghanistan by Kathleen Knisely November 13, 2006

Spokanistan 

Another nickname for the city of Spokane in Washington State USA. This nickname began growing in popularity when some Spokane residents began to notice similarities between their surroundings and the pictures of dusty towns in Afghanistan being shown on TV news.

I'm in Seattle for another week, then it's back to Spokanistan until June

Spokanistan by Stevo! January 5, 2007

Spokanistan 

Filthy town in eastern Washington with its unmaintained roads, poorly maintained buildings, crime, vagrants, drugs , prostitutes, foreigners and oppressive law enforcement. By no means is it a comparable to southern California crapholes like Compton, Los Angles, Pomona, Rialto, Victorville or San Bernardino but it is by far the armpit of the inland northwest.

Ok kids keep your heads down and the windows up we’re comin into Spokanistan . Stick and move! Get what we need and lets get the hell back across the border.

Spokanistan by Sasquatch75 January 13, 2011

Spokanistan 

A nick name for Spokane Washington because it is a shithole just like Afghanistan or any one of the ex solviet Stan country’s.

Look at that tweaker he must be from spokanistan.

Spokanistan by Surf the bosses daughter May 30, 2018

Spokanistan 

Slang term for the city of Spokane Washington. The name has come about because the city and region of Spokane has the highest populace of Eastern European immigrants. The delightful and intriguing cultural background of the former Soviet-bloc people has lent to the name "Spokanistan" (as in Kazahstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, etc).

Come to Spokanistan. It is nice!

Spokanistan by The Jolly Frenchman January 15, 2009