splizzard

(n.) When you go to take a piss and it comes out fine, then all out of nowhere, the stream splits and sprays all over your pants!

I had to stay in the bathroom for 30 minutes so my pants would dry after that splizzard!

by Greg S. S. November 3, 2007

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

splizzed

gettin fucked up

gettin real drunk

yo nigga, ima bout get splizzed for da night

by Murky Freshh March 25, 2010

Shizzard

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

by Ellbobby February 21, 2011

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

slizzard

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

by clawkasion July 6, 2005