splitaniously

Something that doesn't occur instantaneously but occurs faster than a split second.

The thought occurred to me splitaniously.

I will be there splitaniously.

I got a splitanious response to my text.

by Fireheart storm March 10, 2022

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006