The act of sneaking up on an unknown victim, most always from behind. Derived from Splinter Cell or "Splint-C". The act of splinting somebody is an art that requires concentration and possibly very sneaky shoes.
Dead Guy - "Ohh man he totally splinted me from behind and I didn't even know."
Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."
Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."
by Mikeyizzo November 2, 2006
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
by bj6665 April 6, 2016
A pain below your knee from too much running - its a pain in the ass. You get it mostly from Track, and having too much sex. Soon to be classified as an STD.
Coach: There's a difference from injuries and shin splints. Suck it up.
Runner: Fuck you. Injuries - you can't run. Shin splints, you can't run, but you run anyway, until you get an injury.
Runner: Fuck you. Injuries - you can't run. Shin splints, you can't run, but you run anyway, until you get an injury.
by Trackdude92 March 27, 2007
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
The most painful and often ongoing injury one can get- and usually developed from running too much. XC kids- they understand.
Ice and resting and lots of food and hours watching mindless television and popping Advil is required for their healing, and sometimes that doesn't even work. But only cross country runners can truly understand and handle the pain of shin splints.
Ice and resting and lots of food and hours watching mindless television and popping Advil is required for their healing, and sometimes that doesn't even work. But only cross country runners can truly understand and handle the pain of shin splints.
Cross country girl- Pete, I can't wait to see you at the XC championships!
Cross country guy- I don't know if I'm gonna make it, Ashley.. I have some real bad shin splints!
Cross country girl- suck it up, and run like a real man. And take some Advil for your shin splints too.
Cross country guy- I don't know if I'm gonna make it, Ashley.. I have some real bad shin splints!
Cross country girl- suck it up, and run like a real man. And take some Advil for your shin splints too.
by hotpinkrunningshoes August 13, 2011
One of the most irritating and painful injuries an athlete can get. Usually a result of overworked, tight calf and shin muscles, shin splints truly suck. Pain ranges anywhere from a dull throb to a sharp piercing pain, and can be found from the knees to the ankles and all in between. Running on shin splints can lead to fractures of the tibia. Shin splints are a vicious cycle; you overwork your muscles, you rest them to heal, your muscles weaken. Those weak muscles and shins (now splint-free) are more susceptible to shin splints because of their weakness. It can go on forever.
-"Dude i've had shin splints for like 3 years now, I just can't fucking beat them! Now i can't play drums or play ultimate or do anything i ever enjoyed doing. Life's a bitch-and-a-half."
- "Damn son! FUCK SHIN SPLINTS!!"
- "Damn son! FUCK SHIN SPLINTS!!"
by shinsplintssuck May 31, 2013
penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.
on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."
by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003