Splanch

Splanch is a sexual performance in the bed room where you first felch your lover than spit it back in them

''Hey shawty trynna get splanched?''
"Im going to splanch you"
"I tooked your grandma home and splanched her"

by DongTingler April 8, 2026

Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021

Splatchy

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Spanch

The destruction of Bowser via spanking.

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.

by 4Derps February 7, 2021

Spanch

When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.

I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!

by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

by Moopzoo September 2, 2010