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Splanch is
a sexual
performance in the bed room where you
first
felch your
lover
than spit it back in them
''Hey
shawty
trynna
get
splanched?''
"Im going to splanch you"
"I tooked your grandma home and splanched her"
Splanch
by
DongTingler
April 8, 2026
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