Splammed

Viewing enough pornography to the extent of being completely bound by it.

Man, I watched so much porn last night, every time I closed my eyes I got splammed.

by Rabbit6 March 6, 2010

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

slammed

Having an insane amount of work dumped on you that leaves ya winded and overwhelmed.

My boss totally slammed me at 5:00 PM on Friday forcing me to stay at work till 10:00 PM.

by Seahawk April 15, 2004

Wall Slammed

When you bone a girl so hard she ends up slammed up against the wall. Also referred to as 'Wall Slamming'.

"I hear Pete went down the whorehouse on Friday and wall slammed one of those biatches. MAN they love it when he does that."

by stevilness June 2, 2009

Slammed

1. To have your car very low to the ground. Tucking tires, and minimal clearance between the ground and frame are a must. Lips, body kits, etc, don't count.
2. To be very drunk
3. To get fucked very hard

You car is so slammed that I can barely fit my fist under your oil pan.

by ADJFALSD;LKF March 27, 2009

Nigger Slammed

Basically, Nigger Slammed simply means, when one or more niggers carelessly backs-up their old piece-of-shit jalopy into a brand new, clean, nice 'White Man's' car. All because he or she is a stereotypical Nigger.

"Hey bro! What happened to the bumper of your new Challenger?!"
"Oh you know bro.. i just got Nigger Slammed yesterday!"

by stile335588 August 26, 2012

UD Slammed

When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.

I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.

by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013