spit job 

hand job with spit used as lube.

Cara gives a great spit job.

spit job by John123450586942 April 12, 2008

spit job 

spitting on someone's stomach while sucking on their dick causing them to think they came...but they didn't. the girl actually spit on his stomach.

out of no where she pulled a spit job and i forced her to stop so i could go throw up.

spit job by aterrifiedwitness April 4, 2009

Alabama spit job 

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.

She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.

Alabama spit job by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022

african spitjob 

When 2 predominantly black men spit in each others mouth when in dire need of water.

I’m gonna die let’s give each other an African spitjob.

african spitjob by Luckypickle543 May 2, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016