spit in a sock Share definition Flag A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock. Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!" spit in a sock by Dilbert C March 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the spit in a sock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
