spiffer

An adjective used to describe a dirtball who's all dressed up. A combination of spiffy and dapper.
"Dude, you look so spiffer tonight!"
by Jimmy Jazz February 11, 2005
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Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...
Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...
by Rick James June 22, 2004
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Spiffer

by NB Words September 22, 2017
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Spiffer Giant

A boy who has pale skin, thin blond hair and gets caught for other peoples crimes and then would cry and would bitch for the res of the day.
When your in a classroom and the teacher yells at you, you blame someone else and hope for the best. Yell out spiffer giant and blame that on a nother kid.
by Randinator December 07, 2006
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