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Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.
I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience
Spider wank by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025

Spider man wank 

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy
Spider man wank by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Spidey Wank 

Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.
I hit his TV and dining table with my Spidey Wank
Spidey Wank by LauraLou80 August 3, 2022

Spiderwalk 

A method of sliding and hammering-on frets commonly used by Bring Me the Horizon
Kyle:Did you hear that Spiderwalk in Pray for Plagues?

Dylan: Yeah dude! Its sweet, I can already play it *plays it*
Kyle: Oh, fuck you dude.
Spiderwalk by Ollie Johnson April 11, 2010

spiderwanking 

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow
You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model
spiderwanking by Triboner September 12, 2014
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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