spider juan

Spider Juan is a Mexican Spiderman, he saves the ladies and takes them to his house.

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies and then and then he takes them to his house."

by wildfred2004 January 29, 2015

San Juan Slider

When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.

Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.

by Gregg69420 August 26, 2021

Spiderjuan

He's the better spiderman, he eats tacos, has a mustache and wears sombreros into battle while riding a horse yelling Arriba

It's Spiderjuan, he came to save us all

by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017