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spick and span 

Very clean and neat. Spotlessly clean and well looked after; neat, tidy, orderly, well kept, shipshape, in apple-pie order; immaculate, uncluttered, trim, spruce.
If people can keep their houses spick and span, there is no reason for them to litter in public just because it is a shared space.

The previous resident has left owing more in unpaid service charge than the flat is worth. Now, spick and span, it will fetch, he hopes, £60 in rent a week.

If the rallies are organized for some VIP from the ruling party, the city looks spick and span for a day and artificial flower gardens spring up over night. The various roads are festooned with party flags and colourful hoardings, which lend colour to our drab and dull city.
spick and span by STAR AR15 September 13, 2022
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Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
Spic and Span swipe by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

spic and span 

Something paticularly clean, fresh.
man ur outfit lookin spic and span!
spic and span by _metallwolf_ January 7, 2020

Spic and span 

The description of a place that has been approved by the female parental as to meet her degree or expectations of cleanliness
You can't go see your girlfriend until this room is spic and span
Spic and span by MysteryBot56 March 9, 2019

spic and span 

A derogatory term for latino twins.
Check out spic and span over there selling chiclets.
spic and span by ryuhyabusa May 18, 2004

Spic and span

Ultra clean - when you have guests coming over and your parents tell you to clean up your room
Ayo your aunt’s coming over. I want your room SPIC AND SPAN
Spic and span by _alkaline_ November 22, 2025
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