spermy tit 

Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)

Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.

spermy tit by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020