sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.

Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.

sperm wash by Sujoy December 9, 2008

sperm washing the helmet 

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.

My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!

sperm washing the helmet by turtle11666 June 22, 2020

Spermashake

1. Spermashake (n) Similar to male semen. Of a white creamy or liquid consistency.

2. Spermashake (a) Releasing sperm or spermashake during coitus.

"Man, I have enough spermashake to go another five rounds with this chicky babe."

"Hey Jack"! 'Yeah dude"? "I just spermashaked all over the face and tits of this broad"!

Spermashake by Jason J. a.k.a. Fiver October 4, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012