sperm-off 

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.

Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.

sperm-off by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023

Sperm-off 

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

Sperm-off by Spermoff August 10, 2025

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008