sperm dad

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.

Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)

by Miss Polly January 24, 2008

sperm daddy

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.

No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

by ilostmyvirginitytoaprotracter January 22, 2016

spermdaddy

A spermdaddy is a noun used primary in the sperm oil industry. Spermdaddy is a compound word consisting of the words "sperm" meaning sperm oil and "daddy" meaning the oldest, best, or biggest example of something. The largest or most profitable batch of sperm oil is often refered to as the spermdaddy of the year.

This month's record spermdaddy is the largest batch we've had in years!

by Dick Buster Cherry January 4, 2023