sperm banker
A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons
sperm banker by twistednick December 28, 2009
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sperm baker
Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.
sperm baker by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006
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sperm burping granny banger
the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.
Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing
sperm burping granny banger by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009
spermwanker
"Get out of here you spermwanker!"
"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."
"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."
spermwanker by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017
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