spellheck 

When spellcheck keeps on editing wrong.

Spellheck example: Eye half 2 ghetto my food height. Ostrich.

spellheck by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Selleck by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

Spelljacked 

The act of changing perfectly good words by a cell phone spell checker at the moment a text is send. Or changing a misspelled word to something that’s not even close and then sending the text without giving you any options.

John: “Dude, where did you learn to spell? Your text was all messed up.”

Dave: “I know, my cell spelljacked my text again.”

Spelljacked by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

Spellchecker Dyslexia 

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.

John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.

Spellchecker Dyslexia by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

Selleckian

adj: 1. That which is favored by Selleck. Tom Selleck. 2. Of or having an earthy musk.

1. High fives and indomitable mustaches, two of the most Selleckian pursuits.

2. Magnum condoms derive their name from Selleck's self titled character and are therefore considered to be Selleckian entities.

Selleckian by Dom Dirgler December 23, 2009

spellcheck-lockout

When a person publishes a piece of writing with a spelling error in it that he/she cannot change. Happens after writing has been submitted, and the person realizes that the error will be there for an eternity. The spelling error will be a crack in a perfectly sculpted piece of art, but however fantastic the art is people will only notice the spelling error. Such events drive the creator straight up the crazy tree, and they also drive the viewer into a region I like to call spellcheck-lockoutville, also known as the cookoo corner.

1. The spellcheck-lockout forced me to come to terms with the fact that my English essay entitled "Words of the English Language" wasn't going to be worth shit.

2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.

spellcheck-lockout by Neptuner January 17, 2009

freudian spellcheck 

That awkward moment when your spellcheck knows what you wanted to say better than you do...

I was trying to type something "annually" about these two guy best friends and my spellcheck suggested "anally" .... freudian spellcheck!

freudian spellcheck by sleepysound May 24, 2012