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Fat sleep 

When you sleep for too long being unproductive, wake up to looking fat and ugly.
Shay fat sleeps a lot.
Fat sleep by Shaybaee January 15, 2019

Fat Sleep 

After you wake up from sleeping and you lay in bed with complete silence relaxing. The only activity that can be done between is a morning pee. you must return to your bed and lay down for it to be fat sleep.
Joe woke up and layed in his bed fat sleeping for two hours, adding to his sloth like ways.

Joe: I fat slept for like 3 hours
Mike: You're a real slothman and a FOF to boot.
Fat Sleep by Ih8umikelee May 13, 2008

Fat Nigga Speed

basically, someone who's fat but really fucking fast
Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up

Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED
Fat Nigga Speed by WeirdFkinDefs August 31, 2017

speed fatigue

When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds
I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.
speed fatigue by DanTangelo March 20, 2021

Sleep Fatnea 

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.
My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.
Sleep Fatnea by pamslam May 12, 2009
a person who goes to sleep at a time much too early for their age range
1: dude, why is your mom going to bed at 6pm? she's like fourty.
2: shes a speepfat man, idk what to tell you.
speepfat by erosikai June 7, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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