speedy muffler
a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).
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When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
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