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speed stick 

the fine filmy layer of greasy perspiration and methamphetamine residue that seeps out of one's pores after ingesting methamphetamine. Not quite sweat, speed stick does not drip or take on a liquid state. Rather it coats one's skin like a glossy glaze.
I could tell he was on a good one once his skin accumulated speed stick.
speed stick by Llenar13 May 21, 2010

speed stick 

A brand of deodorant used by Males for their arm pits.
"Give me the Speed Stick, I have bad B.O."
speed stick by matthew mcleodd September 6, 2006

Speed Stick 

When he cums quick
Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.
Speed Stick by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017

filipino speed stick 

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
filipino speed stick by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed 

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).
Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

speed sticking 

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.
"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."
speed sticking by nin_man July 13, 2012
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