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Slow down their speed racer 

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small
Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

High Speed Download 

A case of diarrhea where the feces escapes the anus at very high velocities. The shit is usually quite watery, which allows for smooth flow out of the asshole. A stomach ache usually precedes a high speed download and the person feels quite relieved after it is complete.
I just took a high speed download, and now I feel great.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.
High Speed Download by cfabbriumd December 26, 2008

spend me downer 

a person who is around you to spend all your money then, leaves you after your broke
You heard about tiffany's new man? only been together for a week til she got paid.he's a real spend me downer,cause he dropped her after her paycheck was gone
Speedway, Indiana. It's just west of Indianapolis and home to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. The school nickname is the Sparkplugs.
Hey, are you going anywhere for Spring Break?

No, I'm just going to stay here in Speedtown. With my cats...

Ohhhhh....
Speedtown by Math July 18, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026