speed dick 

the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.

Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.

speed dick by Joe Willy Namath February 21, 2009

speed dick 

When your penis shrinks whilst taking amphetamines. Long term use can make the effects permanent.

Yes permanent! If you suffer speed dick too many times it stays small forever!

speed dick by twat lover May 22, 2006

speed dick 

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

speed dick by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

speed dick 

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

speed dick by DickRick990 March 28, 2025

dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

dick speed by smendez May 4, 2010

Light-Speed On My Dick 

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

Light-Speed On My Dick by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

Speed Dicking by Swegsticle July 23, 2014