spasza
A spasza is a person who acts crazy. The word comes from the danish word 'spasser' who is a retarded person.
Damn homie... you act like a spasza!
spasmanian devil
one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)
Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.
spasmanian devil by theinstigator January 1, 2014
Related Words
spasza • Spasian • spastard • Spastastic • spazzattack • spasgasm • spasatism • Spaska • spazalicious • spazam
spazager
A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?
spazager by BoneSoaker September 27, 2013
Spazzasaur
Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy
General Conversation with a Spazzasaur
Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)
Person1: ... what?
Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)
Person1: ... what?
Spazzasaur by Jynxed April 24, 2009