sparkly ass 

stupid ass, dumb ass, stupid dumb ass
idiot, brainless, imbecile, moron

Pronounced with a Jersey accent. (Spahk-lee Ass)

Ghetto girl walks past with rainbow braids.
Derpina-"Look at her sparkly ass hair."
Derpette-"Bitch needs a new weave with that sparkly rainbow brite lookin' ass.."

sparkly ass by Rachey B. October 2, 2011

Sparkleasshole 

When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.

Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!

Sparkleasshole by Sidewhore January 30, 2018