Sparkleasshole

When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.

Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Thumb-war

When you play thumb war, but with your toes.

guy 1: dude can we play thumb-war?
guy 2: yeah gimme your hand
guy 1: nonono its with our feet

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Rootbeerio's

When you get a bowel of Cheerios and put rootbeer into it.

Guy 1: Woah dude did you put Cheerios into your bowel with root beer?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, you should try it! Its called rootbeerio's!

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch

Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno

by Sidewhore May 04, 2018

chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018