Sidewhore's definitions

Thumb-war

When you play thumb war, but with your toes.

guy 1: dude can we play thumb-war?
guy 2: yeah gimme your hand
guy 1: nonono its with our feet

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Rootbeerio's

When you get a bowel of Cheerios and put rootbeer into it.

Guy 1: Woah dude did you put Cheerios into your bowel with root beer?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, you should try it! Its called rootbeerio's!

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Sparkleasshole

When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.

Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch

Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno

by Sidewhore May 4, 2018

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018