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sparkcrotch 

A slang term for a natural blonde, similar to the redhead term firecrotch.
Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch, therefore Paris Hilton is a sparkcrotch.
sparkcrotch by 20sidedhero January 31, 2009

Spankorama 

1)The art of continuous spanking

2)Spanking when in a delusional manner
It's spankorama week lets spank the pandas (panda spanking)
Spankorama by Ghno June 23, 2009

Sparkarama 

The best ever of something, usually refering to girls.

Created by Ollie OC
Liam Chinese: 'Wow, that girl is really fit man.'

Ollie OC: 'Well she ai Sparkarama though is she?'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right, as usual, your the best Ollie.'

OllieOC: 'I know.'
Sparkarama by OllieOC April 11, 2011

sparkrainfire 

the combination of 3 snapple elements drinks
sparkrainfire is rad.
sparkrainfire by danN October 26, 2004

shartcramp 

Shartcramp...that moment of total body paralysis when you realize you sharted and are afraid to move because a clump of turd may roll down your pants leg and be seen by your friends and or coworkers...can also apply to being afraid to move after afore mentioned shart due to fear of movement possibly wafting your stank around the room...
I had to sneeze while experiencing a full on shartcramp and was sure I'd turn my underwear into a chocolate shotgun shooting range.
shartcramp by Bigdog72 May 4, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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