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spank stain 

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
spank stain by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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spunk stain 

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.
Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.
spunk stain by Ghost July 27, 2003

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'
similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

Spunkstain 

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets
Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.
Spunkstain by Steve Connors April 4, 2006

skankstain 

An awesome person and totally not the smear of filth left on your sheets after bedding a skank.
Wow that skankstain is even more awesome than I thought!
skankstain by Stray2615 April 30, 2019
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