spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)

we are going to cook a spanish omelette

spanish omelette by Pedroparri September 21, 2007

spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.

Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.

spanish omelette by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008

Spanish Omelette

Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled

Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night

Spanish Omelette by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.

I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!

Spanish Omelette by briggy March 23, 2009

Spanish Omelette

To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.

Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*

Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*

Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D

Kat: *Cums out ingredients*

Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*

Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!

*Fucks on table*

Spanish Omelette by Katerina :D May 1, 2011

spanish omlette 

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.

Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.

spanish omlette by Dubbaj September 10, 2008

Yummy Spanish Omlette

Sex involving excessive flatulence. The yummy distinguishes it from the food dish "Spanish omlette", with the origin of the phrase being derived from the smell associated with spoiled eggs.

"Well done Lukey! Fancy a Yummy Spanish Omlette later? Mmmm!"

Yummy Spanish Omlette by Byker Groves December 13, 2012