a verb describing an action in which you smack yourself or another person with the palm of your hand on the centre of their or your forehead. used as a resemblence of pure annoyance. fun, easy and can be demonstrated on friends or enemies. invented during 2006 summer week away!
by lilchicklet August 26, 2006
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hot pickle as a dildo. He also finds a photograph of Nikacado Avocado’s anus extremely hilarious. He is an Irish cunt and he stans Lovely Peaches (as he should)
hot pickle as a dildo. He also finds a photograph of Nikacado Avocado’s anus extremely hilarious. He is an Irish cunt and he stans Lovely Peaches (as he should)
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First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010
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Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”
by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019
Get the Sammy swoop mug.When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.
Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.
by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017
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