spametry

Strange poetic spam email

"Today's spametry straight from my spam folder"
Hi!

Here lies Sam Shay.

with some very painful sneezing,
I didn't turn the TV off.
He just can't wait to read my books-
When I come home from school.
I felt it on my ear.
and all the lockers white.
I didn't turn the TV off.
My friends all started laughing,
I did a lousy job.
I didn't clean the mess.
I was in for a surprise.
I think that's pretty cool.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
and cinnamon raisin bread.
When I got on the school bus,
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
That I have ever had!

by bigaleagles January 5, 2009