Spam purse 

Slang. A woman's genitals.

See also: Meat Curtains; Axe Wound; Muff; Bearded Clam; Beaver etc.

"My, what a fine spam purse you have!"

Spam purse by Hazzamon February 4, 2004

spam purse 

vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.

A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.

spam purse by Matt Hamms March 12, 2007

spam purse 

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse

spam purse by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004

spam purse 

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

spam purse by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Spam Purse 

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?

Spam Purse by S_perma January 12, 2019

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

spam purse embargo by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

Spampurse 

A stupid word mad up by Selvmord.

The pride is a spampurse.

Spampurse by JafitMan January 25, 2005