A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.
by S_perma May 19, 2025
by S_perma January 12, 2019
When in the morning after houseparty the house is pervaded by the stink of human excrement, and you have to search the whole house to find it and then ascertain who did it and what caused it.
A poo based game of Cluedo.
A poo based game of Cluedo.
Found it! I’ve won this round of Poodo, it was Mr Brown, in the bedroom, with the Carolina Reaper curry.
by S_perma May 11, 2025
The thick, creamy secretion produced by a lady’s gash to allow for smooth penetration by a spam javelin, or when she has a massive wide on when she’s gagging for it.
by S_perma February 13, 2019
Of homosexual sex, where one man takes his gammon around the back of another man for a spot of friendly dung punching. But without a slice of pineapple.
Marvin: Hey dude, fancy a quick game of backgammon ?
Stan: Fuck off. My ring is still oozing serious shum from earlier.
Stan: Fuck off. My ring is still oozing serious shum from earlier.
by S_perma January 12, 2019