Definitions by S_perma

Spangle 

A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.

I fired my Spangle all in her mouth, bitch spat it out.

Spangle by S_perma May 19, 2025

Poodo

When in the morning after houseparty the house is pervaded by the stink of human excrement, and you have to search the whole house to find it and then ascertain who did it and what caused it.

A poo based game of Cluedo.

Found it! I’ve won this round of Poodo, it was Mr Brown, in the bedroom, with the Carolina Reaper curry.

Poodo by S_perma May 11, 2025

Love Juice

The thick, creamy secretion produced by a lady’s gash to allow for smooth penetration by a spam javelin, or when she has a massive wide on when she’s gagging for it.

I was licking her out and got a mouthful of love juice

Love Juice by S_perma February 13, 2019

Spam Purse 

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?

Spam Purse by S_perma January 12, 2019

Backgammon 

Of homosexual sex, where one man takes his gammon around the back of another man for a spot of friendly dung punching. But without a slice of pineapple.

Marvin: Hey dude, fancy a quick game of backgammon ?
Stan: Fuck off. My ring is still oozing serious shum from earlier.

Backgammon by S_perma January 12, 2019