spakfuller 

A person who weres a shit load of makeup you could scrape it off with a spacular.

Look at sues face, she's such a spakfuller.

spakfuller by real name here July 30, 2009

Spanfeller

The dickless blob that makes up a Ken Doll's Crotch

Ted Cruze looks like a spanfeller. I feel bad for blobfish.

Spanfeller by InternetAbortion October 31, 2019

spanfeller

A comically large black dildo or vibrator.

The married couple were looking to add some spice to their sex life, so they purchased a spanfeller from an adult novelty store.

spanfeller by shane_bmd November 1, 2019