spakebar

A gay person who simps for everyone

Wow that dude's a gay simp he must be a spakebar

by Spakebar September 6, 2020

spakebar

Spacebar but with a k

Spakebar that just sounds like spacebar but with a k

by Spakebar September 6, 2020

Comma Spacebar

Comma Spacebar is a mythical creature who is believed to dwell in northern Alabama. Sightings of Comma Spacebar have been rare, but most frequently take place in the northeastern corner of the state, with Fort Payne seeming to be the hotspot. This mythical creature is not entirely benevolent or malevolent as encounters have been pleasant for some and not so pleasant for others. No deaths have been attributed to comma spacebar. The creature is humanoid in form, slightly orange in tint, and has a deep interest in minute details involving human life. Comma Spacebar is very much a loner creature and will usually run when spotted. If provoked, he will stand his ground, but will usually not attack or cause injury. If a sighting occurs, it's best to make some noise and stand as still as possible.

Timothy: Dude! I went camping last night at Desoto State Park and I saw Comma Spacebar!
Daniel: Hahahaha, Comma Spacebar isn't even real. It's just a legend man. You probably saw a bear.
Timothy: I'm gonna punch you in the face Daniel, I know what I freaking saw!

by Racecar Man June 25, 2017

Spacebar

the thiccest key on your keyboard that uses up the space of 5 regular keys that usualy is pressed with your thumb

<-Pressed spacebar

by Not-underscore May 4, 2020

spacebar

a very brief pause between words when speaking so people can understand you.
(credit to comedian Howie Mandel)

You talk too fast, man, use your f**king spacebar.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

Spacebar Rodeo

When lazy/stupid dumb-asses use space bars in an attempt to format text rather than trying to use the tab function properly in their program of choice.

Hey George, that file you sent me looks like someone was playing spacebar rodeo. Could you get them to fix their shit and send the file again?

by cheesebakesammy March 17, 2010

scenekid spacebar

someone who doesnt use their spacebar, or if their spacebar is broken. and they talk with no spaces between their words.

Scenekid: likeomgi'msototallyraaad
Person 1: dude..do you use a spacebar?
Scenekid: likenoway!i'msoscenewhenitalklikethis!
Person 1: scenekid spacebar..¬_¬

by Dinosawr December 15, 2007