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Spaghetti Blowjob

First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.
Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together

Coworker: wtf?

Spaghetti blowjob

Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off
Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive

Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch
Spaghetti blowjob by Big Daddy UGH February 27, 2019

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.
Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.
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