space captain 

A song originally performed by Joe Cocker and covered by bands such as The Black Crows and Herbie Hancock.

OR

The sort of person who makes comments that are wildly off topic or who's behavior indicates that they are paying attention to life only about 1% of the time.

"I just watched the vid of the Black Crows playing 'Space Captain' live in SanFran in 2005 and it was wicked awesome!"

OR

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Julia caught the microwave on fire by microwaving her food in foil?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she's really space captain."

space captain by Mr. Fosi September 23, 2010

Captain Space boy 

Captain space boy is the hottest most fine character in OMORI when I tell you that man is so fucking hot you better fucking believe me

Person A : Isn't Captain Space boy the best?
Person B: indeed he is

Captain Space boy by Starblood June 18, 2021

space gunner captain 

mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.

yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro

space gunner captain by bomb236669 November 26, 2018

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys 

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Captain Old Spice 

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.

Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.

Captain Old Spice by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009