southwind 

A poorly educated Southerner who loves to let people know his opinion.

The southwind knew every one was a racist but him.

southwind by rebelheretic November 2, 2013

Southwind Squeezer 

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.

Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.

Southwind Squeezer by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024

Southwood Highschool 

So … basically a school with the suckest football team they have the most fights just so ghetto you got the classical niggas with selfmade hoodies that think they are so gangg , the white people that vape in the bathroom , and the hoodrat girls that’s loud mouth for no reason . sometimes it can be fun it’s always gone fuck panoes hoe ass and definitely the funnest and most flunked out school .

nigga 1 : my highschool football team suck

nigga 2 : nigga you didn’t tell me you go to Southwood Highschool

Southwood Highschool by iliketotalkshit October 14, 2021

Southlands 

"A small, academically gifted school im Chorley" summed up by Southlands.
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day

"Southlands is an amazing school"
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley

Southlands by TheCoppullCaveman October 7, 2017

southside steamer 

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

southside steamer by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

Southwick crouton 

A pack of Hula hoop's that are added to a bowl soup to mimic the more established bread based crouton. First observed in the area of Southwick (nr Brighton) on the south coast of the uk.

"Awww that beef flavour goes so well wiv this tomato soup it's lush Vicky, nice one"
"Yea an salt n vinigar is wicked in lentil, an it's dead classy... southwick croutons are tops innit"

Southwick crouton by frog111 January 1, 2010

Southington High School 

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.

Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

Southington High School by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009