southwebster

The most amazing soccer team in southern Ohio and a good school too I guess

I wish I lived in southwebster Ohio

by Carmel123 January 9, 2017

Playboys of the Southwestern World

Named after Two famous Characters of New York. Cowboy Phil and Cowboy Dylan soon to be on MTV for their hit show Playboys of the Southwestern World. In The Show they encounter Crisco Fisting, the loss of Crisco and extreme Snorkeling. Also they take a trip down to Mt Kisco to get some brown eyed girls and crisco them up. Soon to be opening their own grocery store

Screw the Situation and the Jersey shore, I am going to Watch Playboys of The Southwestern World with my little Sister.

by Streetkitten66 September 3, 2010

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Nova Southeastern University

A private research university in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It was formed by the merger of Nova University of Advanced Technology and the Southeastern University of Health Sciences. It is classified as a first-tier research university by the Florida Legislature. It has the only colleges of optometry and dental medicine in South Florida. It is considered one of the most diverse colleges in America.

I attend Nova Southeastern University.

by GilGam1 April 23, 2010

The Southwestern Mohawk

The act of ejaculating in to your partners hair. One must then form their partners hair in to a Mohawk of ones liking by using their jizz as lubricant or "gel".

After sex Lisa asked Paul to give her The Southwestern Mohawk by jizzing in her hair.

by LovesToSpooge12345 November 21, 2013

Southwestern University

A swell place to go to school.

Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"

Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."

Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."

by Pretty Polly May 8, 2010

Nova Southeastern University

A really nice University with an equally nicely funded student body. Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. A typical Nova student is white, tan, blonde, rocking Prada sunglasses, a Gucci belt, and Birkenstocks and a polo. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. Some of the wealthiest offspring in the world come here to Nova, representing over 90 countries and 50 states. Everyone comes from money, and they make sure you know it, too. Kids drive the most absurd cars, BMW’s, Audi’s, Caddy’s, Mercedes, Bentley’s, Maserati’s, Ferrari’s you name it. Everyone has either a yacht, private jet, a condo or beach house in Deerfield or Palm Beach or another house in Connecticut , New York or some Caribbean Island. Nova life is like living on an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the lakes on campus? A typical day at Nova would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, go shopping with mommy or daddy’s AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in Downtown Fort Lauderdale, Las Olas or South Beach.

Nova Southeastern University President is sometimes chaufferd in a Phantom.

by nsu2011 February 27, 2011