A primitive species that loves mud and chewing tobacco. Southwesterners are highly territorial and own territory that is very large and arable. They produce a large amount of cotton which is used by them to make shitty t-shirts.They commonly wear boots, t-shirts, shorts, and maybe a hat. The southwesterners indulge in their ways even though they should frown upon it.

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.