A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.

You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.

Southside Gookers by Southside Gookman November 8, 2018

southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

southside goatee by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

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south side gang

A gang from an extremely amusing movie called "Snitch'd". The synopsis is as follows:

When the South Side Gang and the Cut Throat Mafia start a drug war at a local high school in Santa Ana, CA detective McClure goes undercover to investigate the brutal murder of a young Latina student. The gang members are the key suspects but nobody is talking. And as McClure continues to dig for answers, it becomes clear that the two gangs are fighting for territory - and nobody is getting in their way.

The cover shows a huge spic thug with a gun, however the movie itself is just terrible.

south side gang: yo we from the South side OG yo
viewers: wtf, this movie is terrible, the cameraman's cell phone just rang...

south side gang by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

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southie guy

A shallow prick who abandons his friends to move to a nicer part of town in order to appear cooler.

John Used to be such a good friend but now he’s just a southie guy. I haven’t spoken to him in months.

southie guy by DungareeDan7562 December 5, 2020

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southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

southside steamer by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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