(only for guys) when you stick your hand down the back of your pants, then rub your ballsack. touch the victim or- slap- them in the mouth or face. Then yell "DOWN SOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH!!" no teacher will know what it means.
Colin: oh my god!
Matt:what?
Colin: That ass-hole just did a down south in your mouth to me.
Matt: oh. HA!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'