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Sour Patch Kid

If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.
I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

Sour patch kid

Sour patch kid by Oons May 8, 2021

sour patch kids 

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.
"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."
sour patch kids by Shakes May 13, 2005

Sour Patch Kids 

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.
Sour Patch Kids by 1069 May 23, 2006