Sour Patch Kid

Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.

John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.

Sara: What do you mean?

John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.

by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 26, 2010

Sour Patch Kid

If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.

I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid

by austin rinahldi March 6, 2009

sour patch kid

when you’re a bitch

Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid

by puhzenjai October 30, 2019

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet

tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021

Sour patch kid

Oons

Oony is a sour patch kid.

by Oons May 8, 2021

sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes May 13, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006